Saturday, April 28, 2007

CTF

I'm considering Capture the Flag a success. Maybe a little less blood-shed/falling off of buildings (for those of us who aren't vegan- i.e. invincible, apparently) next time though. Hopefully, this is the first of many (free/interesting/different) events to be arranged in the near future. Who knows.
When I think of Capture the Flag, I also think of B.S.S. You are all lucky that that song doesn't have words...

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

FUGLY HAIR!!1

It's true. What is with stupid I-don't-even-know-what-you-are "GlamourxCorexScenexHipster" people who have hideous hair!?!?!? Is everyone familiar with this hair style (if you can call it "style")? The choppy, trying to look like you didn't make your hair do it's stand-up-thing with the streaks of bright colors.
It all looks the same! And it's trying to be different but BUT EVERYONE HAS THAT HAIR CUT! It's like, did you all myspace eachother to make a date when to do your hair together. Oh what really does it for me is that boys AND girls both sport the look. It's soooo cute when you and your boyfriend share the same hairstyle. Awwww...how precious you look like your boyfriend...but with tits and a vagina.








Who knows, next thing everyone is going to start doing is getting dreads. Now that I dig!

Monday, April 23, 2007

"cutty" is the new "hella"

I hate the word cutty.
I think it's so annoying! Unfortunately, I find myself wanting to use it a lot lately.
I should probably stop doing things put me into the shady situations that would require me to use the word cutty. That is the only answer.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Hip! Hip!...

What is the deal with "Hippies?"
Yesterday, in honor of the tackiest "holiday" known to the world we went to the campus to smoke and be typical. We wondered around campus for a while and found ourselves under this tree with twenty five or so neo-hippies gathered in a circle smoking. Everything about the situation was too fitting. Uncomfortable looking fabrics, gross looking hair, the sheer quantity of weed. The perfect moment though, came when the biggest joint I have ever seen was taken out of a red-yellow-green hemp backpack and presented to the circle. And then the digital cameras came out. At least 12.

What the fuck?! And then I remembered that all these "hippies" have rich parents who send them to expensive schools and buy them digital cameras and baisically fund their drug habits.

This "subculture" doesn't stand for anything, but they've built an image around beliefs and that is so annoying.
I saw the Tripper and it was the same thing. It was llike a remark on society, except that society isn't really alive anymore. I think that there is no such thing as the modern hippie.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

One RANDOM blog!

Oh man, this blog is so RANDOM!!

Oh wait, no it's not- since I decided to write it and therefore have to put thought into syntax, diction, thinly veiled euphemisms and an overwhelming use of hyperbole.

Thst's because nothing is as random as people think it is. I'm not about to go off on how we, everyone in the world, are intermingling and how nothing that happens is an accident in the grand scheme of "Fate" or "Destiny." That's boring and stupid.

I'm mostly writing about "Randomness" because it's so annoying when people act all crazy on purpose and call it RANDOM! "Random" doesn't equal "interesting." If anything it equals "You're trying too hard to get attention." It always seems like the things people do or say to be random are the things that obviously look the most planned out anyway.

I also hate it when I say something and a person goes "well that was random." No it wasn't random, you just don't understand anything I'm saying or even how conversations work.

It's the same thing with "hyper." You know, when someone starts jumpin' around and goes "Damn, I have SO much energy! I'm so HYPER!" (this is often times followed by a slight scream, or maybe some jumping in place, or a suggection of going for a quick jog down a crowded block). It always looks so posed and fake. If you're like me, you have probably done or said something like this in your dark and regret filled past. Hopefully you feel an intense shame like what I feel everythime I see or hear someone call themselves or their friends CRAZY or random or hyper ("omg, my friends are so crazy! I love them so much- they are like the best. They say the most funny, random things!").

Okay, so this is a point point I've mada many times, but I just had to reiterate. You aren't being random, you're trying to be cool, and that, to me, is just kinda sad and really boring and unimpressive.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Hey Miss New York make like an egg and beat!!!!

I hate those people though who say they don't watch tv. That's bullshit. Shut the fuck up!






YOU WOULD BE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS!!!
God people can just be so ignorant, tv is good for you duhz!

Prom-iscuous

Fuck. I hate “dressing up.” I guess it's fun at first, but that wears off so fast for me. I went to the Del Mar Prom last night. Let me tell you, I have never wanted to not be wearing a dress more than I did at around 2 last night. The only good part about my “attire” was that it didn't involve sleeves, so I could show off the one I made out of temporary tattoos. Come to think of it, that may have been the best part of the entire night. I can't really say anything about the bands that played because I was too busy either being unsupportive by chain smoking outside (which I know, makes me sound really cool) or making Nolan be in prom pictures with me (um, which turned out rather amazingly). And I can't say much for the movies because I didn't even stay till the end of the first one.

DMP was one of those nights where I had repeated moments of looking around and not knowing who the fuck all these people were and why the hell I was even there with them. And I'd met most of them before...



Okay, so when it comes to events that require a specific kind of apparel, there's only one thing I hate more than dressing up and that is people who don't. You are all pathetic and lame.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

RayHolla!!

Hey guys?! What's up?

I'd like to thank ALL of our loyal readers over the past few days. Your support and word-of-mouth hype has been invaluable.

I'm having a yard sale saturday. It should be pretty great since I'm selling a bunch of old crap. I mean, clothes even I rejected are still fabulous.

It's been really hard to find time to post this week since it's SPRING BREAK and I just have a LOT going on these days. Just be sure to keep checkin' though! The half-breed (Lidia- i call you that loveingly. It's a term of endearment- like your favorite movie!) will be sure to post something soon!